Don't Answer that!!

[OldVart]

A Woman, Standing Nude Looks Into The Mirror And Says To Her Husband " I Look Horrible, I'm Fat And I Am Ugly"...pay Me A Compliment...

The Husband Replies, " Your Eyesight Is Damn Near Perfect"...







He Never Heard The Shot........................

 

[memike]

My answer would be "more cushion for pushing baby" :snorting:

 

[69signetv8]

That almost relates to..."she's" ok, she just ***** to close to the house! :axe:

 

[OldVart]

Yup. Wooffie.

 

[memike]

Hahahaha To good :notworth: