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> Gunslinger & the Old Prospector
>
> An old prospector
> walks his tired old mule into a western town one day
> He'd been out in the desert for about six months
> without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first
> saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch
> rail.
>
> As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his
> face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the
> saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey
> in the other.
>
> The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed,
> saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
>
> The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No,
> I never did dance.
> I just never wanted to."
>
> A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said,
> "Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and
> started shooting at the old man's feet. The old
> prospector was hopping
> a round and everybody was laughing. When the gunslinger
> fired his
> last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to
> go back intothe
> saloon.The old man reached up on the mule, drew his
> shotgun, and
> pulled both hammers back making a double clicking
> sound. The
> gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet.
> The crowd
> watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking
> down both barrels
> of the shotgun. The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss
> a mule square on
> the rear end?" The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No.
> But I've
> always wanted to."
>
>
>
> The lessons from this story are:
>
> 1. Don't mess with old guys.
>
> 2. Don't waste ammunition.
>
>
> An old prospector
> walks his tired old mule into a western town one day
> He'd been out in the desert for about six months
> without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first
> saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch
> rail.
>
> As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his
> face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the
> saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey
> in the other.
>
> The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed,
> saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
>
> The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No,
> I never did dance.
> I just never wanted to."
>
> A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said,
> "Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and
> started shooting at the old man's feet. The old
> prospector was hopping
> a round and everybody was laughing. When the gunslinger
> fired his
> last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to
> go back intothe
> saloon.The old man reached up on the mule, drew his
> shotgun, and
> pulled both hammers back making a double clicking
> sound. The
> gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet.
> The crowd
> watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking
> down both barrels
> of the shotgun. The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss
> a mule square on
> the rear end?" The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No.
> But I've
> always wanted to."
>
>
>
> The lessons from this story are:
>
> 1. Don't mess with old guys.
>
> 2. Don't waste ammunition.
>
