drunk

[busted knuckles]

This drunk guy staggers out of a bar, tries unlocking every car in front of the bar with his keys. A police officer is watching the whole time he is doing this. Finally, the cop walks up to the drunk and asks if he can help him. The drunk, slurring, says someone must have stolen his car. The cop asks where he saw his car last. The drunk holds up his keys and says " right here on the end of this key." Just then the cop notices the guys wiener is hanging out. The cop says " are you aware that you are exposed right now?" The drunk looks down and says " Dannngit, my girlfriend is gone too!"

 

[sheets55]

:wav: real good

 

[dartcuda]

Oldie but a goodie.....lol

 

[onehellofadart]

Excellent!

 

[memike]

I give it a 10, That one is funny :blob:

 

[QuarterHorse]

Hahaha nice.

 

[ProStreetDuster]

Lol

 

[OldVart]

Good one!