Topless69
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On their anniversary The old man leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex over fifty years ago? It was behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." “Yes,” she says, "I remember it well."
OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll over there and we can do it again for old time's sake?"
"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, fun idea!"
A policeman sitting in the next booth listening to their conversation chuckles and thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex behind the tavern. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in... Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.
After lying on the ground for a while recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says “Excuse me, but that was unbelievable! You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll over there and we can do it again for old time's sake?"
"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, fun idea!"
A policeman sitting in the next booth listening to their conversation chuckles and thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex behind the tavern. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in... Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.
After lying on the ground for a while recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says “Excuse me, but that was unbelievable! You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
