Dual Lion Attack on an African Safari

[harrisonm]

So I went on an African safari. There were several world renown scientists there also; including Anton Slovininski the famous scientist from the Czech Republic. We were all having a good time until disaster struck. One night there were screams and lion roars. Two lions (a male and his mate) attacked the camp and attacked and ate Anton. The next morning, local hunters killed the two lions. They were getting ready to cut open the female lion since a lady said she saw the female eat Anton, but I disagreed, since I saw it too. She said, "So what are you saying?" I said, "Trust me, The Czech is in the male"

 

[YY1]

Pardon me, Roy- is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Pardon me, Roy- is that the cat that ate your new shoes?

No that's the cat that almost ate Roy. (Siegfried and Roy)

 

[YY1]

flubbed my punch line.

fixed it