LAYSONS.......a year later and i still dont have my 64 dart taillights,turn signal housings,rear transitional moldings........
Heres what i think is really happening. I think the the donkey that was transporting my tail lights from the hills of some south pacific island threw a shoe. The master of the donkey realized only Laysons made a replacement shoe and so he called Dave and ordered one. Now the master of the donkey is waiting around for the rare donkey size shoe to arrive to his islands Post Office Box. Three months later, still no shoe, so he calls Laysons. Laysons tells him that the shoe is on back order, so my tail lights are still on the island with the donkey and his master. Heres the catch, the donkey shoe that the tail light shipper is waiting for........is made in a town on the other side of the island my tail lights were made on.
Now the guy in the other town making the donkey shoe is Japanese and is a master black smith, so he takes his time and each shoe takes three months to produce. When hes done, he will ship them to the USA to laysons, then Dave will ship them back to the island so that the donkeys master can have new shoes, thus the tail light shipper can finally get his shipment down the hill to the islands international shipping area. What the donkeys master doesnt know, is the transport ship waiting in the harbour is broke down, and oddly enough Dave Laysons makes the replacement part.
Do donkeys even have shoes?
