inkjunkie
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.........nudist colony. On his first day, he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets aroused.
The woman notices his condition, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says, "Sir, did you call for me?"
Eli replies, "No, what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an arousal, it implies you called for me."
Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him toward her, and happily lets him have his way with her.
Eli continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down and farts. Within a few seconds, a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm 'member' lumbers out of the steam toward him.
The huge man says, "Sir, did you call for me?"
Eli replies, "No, what do you mean?"
"You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me."
The huge man easily spins Eli around and has his way with him.
Eli rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist: "May I help you?"
Eli says, "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 enrollment fee."
The receptionist says, "But sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities..."
Eli replies, "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a erection once a week, but I fart 15 times a day.
No thanks."
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets aroused.
The woman notices his condition, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says, "Sir, did you call for me?"
Eli replies, "No, what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an arousal, it implies you called for me."
Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him toward her, and happily lets him have his way with her.
Eli continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down and farts. Within a few seconds, a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm 'member' lumbers out of the steam toward him.
The huge man says, "Sir, did you call for me?"
Eli replies, "No, what do you mean?"
"You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me."
The huge man easily spins Eli around and has his way with him.
Eli rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist: "May I help you?"
Eli says, "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 enrollment fee."
The receptionist says, "But sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities..."
Eli replies, "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a erection once a week, but I fart 15 times a day.
No thanks."
