Family Tree

[Xcptshnl1]

Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine and your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother...:shock:
he's an idiot!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," says the doctor.

The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew." :tongue3:

 

[68 Sedan]

A hillbilly guy and girl get married, and on their wedding night the girl tells her new husband that she was a virgin.

The newlywed runs out of their cabin and races all the way back home to his family's cabin. Bursting through the front door he hollers to his pa that his wife is a virgin.

His pa says "Son, you did the right thing coming home. If she ain't good enough for her OWN family, then she ain't good enough for ours."

 

[memike]

Billy Bob made a good choice :mrgreen:
He took care of the mother and daughter first.:toothy4:
Then he took a name he would not forget for the boys name.8-[

I LMAO M.G :toothy1:







68 Sedan ROTFL :toothy10:
Sounds like a bad movie I have seen before.:scratch: