Irish twins

[Mark Wainwright]

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a bad car accident and fell into a deep
coma. After being stuck in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes
up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the
doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "You had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are

fine now; however they were poorly at birth and needed to be christened

immediately. But luckily, your brother came in and named them.

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus, not Paddy ... he's a

clueless idiot. Anticipating the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well then, what

is my daughter's name?"

"Denise," says the doctor. The mother is very relieved "Wow, that's a

beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about Paddy ... I do like Denise."

Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew"

 

[RussellSullivan]

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a bad car accident and fell into a deep
coma. After being stuck in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes
up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the
doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "You had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are

fine now; however they were poorly at birth and needed to be christened

immediately. But luckily, your brother came in and named them.

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus, not Paddy ... he's a

clueless idiot. Anticipating the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well then, what

is my daughter's name?"

"Denise," says the doctor. The mother is very relieved "Wow, that's a

beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about Paddy ... I do like Denise."

Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew"

You know what you call a gay Irish couple?

Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick

 

[diymirage]

You know what you call a gay Irish couple?

i'd call em sodomites

 

[Mark Wainwright]