65LoveAffair
Whovian
A girl says to her father, "Dad, my boyfriend told me something that I don't understand. He said I have a beautiful chassis, nice airbags, and a great bumper. How should I respond?"
The dad replied angrily, "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe!"
The dad replied angrily, "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe!"