A man is fishing on a lake when he decides to have a smoke but doesn't have a lighter. He see's another man smoking in his boat so he float's up to the other man's boat and asks to use his lighter, he says sure and pulls out a HUGE BIC lighter.
The man says 'Good lord buddy where in the world did you get a lighter like this?'
The other fisherman tells him that just around the cove there is a genie that will grant him one wish. So the man takes his boat around the cove and sure enough he finds a genie that says he will grant the man one wish. He thinks to himself for a moment and says 'Ok Genie, I want one million bucks!'
The genie replys 'As you wish, continue fishing and before the day is over you will have your wish.'
The man leaves the cove and continues to fish, when all of a sudden a duck falls out of the sky and into his boat. The man looks up and one million ducks are falling from the sky all around him. The man that told him about the genie comes upto him and says 'Man, what did you wish for?'
the man says 'ONE MILLION BUCKS, why do you ask?'
The man with the lighter replied 'Well you didn't think I asked for a 12 inch BIC did you?'
The man says 'Good lord buddy where in the world did you get a lighter like this?'
The other fisherman tells him that just around the cove there is a genie that will grant him one wish. So the man takes his boat around the cove and sure enough he finds a genie that says he will grant the man one wish. He thinks to himself for a moment and says 'Ok Genie, I want one million bucks!'
The genie replys 'As you wish, continue fishing and before the day is over you will have your wish.'
The man leaves the cove and continues to fish, when all of a sudden a duck falls out of the sky and into his boat. The man looks up and one million ducks are falling from the sky all around him. The man that told him about the genie comes upto him and says 'Man, what did you wish for?'
the man says 'ONE MILLION BUCKS, why do you ask?'
The man with the lighter replied 'Well you didn't think I asked for a 12 inch BIC did you?'
