for the broke people

[65LoveAffair]

So broke a robber was in my house and I helped him look for money.

I actually laughed out loud on this one...

 

['73red-duster]

If steamboats were selling for a dime a dozen, all I could do, is run up and down the bank yelling, man that is cheap!
If it cost a quarter to go around the world, I couldn't walk across the street.
I am optimistic though. I spent my last dollar on a money belt.

 

[krazykuda]

If ya ain't broke, don't fix it....

 

[krazykuda]

We're so broke, we have to wait for grandpa to sneeze to put tinsel on our Christmas Tree....


Rodney Dangerfield

 

[krazykuda]

So broke a robber was in my house and I helped him look for money.

LOL!


I'm so broke, I robbed the guy that broke into my house.... :banghead:

 

[krazykuda]

Did you hear about the redneck that sold his truck for gas money???

 

[superchargeddrt]

I feel like I should change my name to Joe Mafundsalow. Because every time somebody asks me to do something I say "I can't my funds are low" LOL