celticwarlock
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The Wisdom of Courage Wolf
If a zombie bites you; Bite it the **** back
Seize the day; By the throat
Bring a knife to a gunfight; Stab them while they're laughing
No vampires in Twilight; Only sparkle fairies
The police are here? Sucks to be them
Bite off more than you can chew; THEN CHEW IT
Dress your wounds; With salt and bleach
When I find myself in times of trouble; I **** **** up
Catch the gingerbread man; Bite his ******* head off
Fall down seven times; Get up eight
Ambush waiting? Jump out and stab them in the face
Today's horoscope; **** YEAH
Get an erection in class; STAND UP ANYWAY
Skin your enemy; Turn his face into a mask
Tomorrow is another day; BRING IT ON!
Piss lightning; **** success
Obsession is what the lazy call dedication
Why fear the unknown; When you can conquer it
**** depression; Pain isn't real
Life getting tough; Means God fears your progress
When you get to Hell; Punch Satan and tell him I sent you
If he knocks your teeth out; Spit them into his eyes
Don't lock your doors; Accept ALL challengers
What doesn't kill you; Dies horribly
Push hipsters down the stairs; Who's stumbling now?
Being #1 is how I warm up
When life gives you ****; Eat it and say "MANTASTIC"
Tear today a new asshole
There is no losing; Only delayed victory
Lose the frown; Make life your *****
Eat limitations; **** possibilities
Pick up strange hitchhikers; Murder them first
Don't go through Hell; CONQUER IT
Yes they laugh at you; Because they know you're better
Play chicken with oncoming traffic, And WIN
Play Russian roulette with six bullets; And WIN
Don't be manly; Be GODLY
Eat furries; **** emos
Who let the dogs out; I did....WOOF
If they don't give you liberty; You give them death
Wherever you are; That's the top
Don't simply walk into Mordor; Plow through it
If a zombie bites you; Bite it the **** back
Seize the day; By the throat
Bring a knife to a gunfight; Stab them while they're laughing
No vampires in Twilight; Only sparkle fairies
The police are here? Sucks to be them
Bite off more than you can chew; THEN CHEW IT
Dress your wounds; With salt and bleach
When I find myself in times of trouble; I **** **** up
Catch the gingerbread man; Bite his ******* head off
Fall down seven times; Get up eight
Ambush waiting? Jump out and stab them in the face
Today's horoscope; **** YEAH
Get an erection in class; STAND UP ANYWAY
Skin your enemy; Turn his face into a mask
Tomorrow is another day; BRING IT ON!
Piss lightning; **** success
Obsession is what the lazy call dedication
Why fear the unknown; When you can conquer it
**** depression; Pain isn't real
Life getting tough; Means God fears your progress
When you get to Hell; Punch Satan and tell him I sent you
If he knocks your teeth out; Spit them into his eyes
Don't lock your doors; Accept ALL challengers
What doesn't kill you; Dies horribly
Push hipsters down the stairs; Who's stumbling now?
Being #1 is how I warm up
When life gives you ****; Eat it and say "MANTASTIC"
Tear today a new asshole
There is no losing; Only delayed victory
Lose the frown; Make life your *****
Eat limitations; **** possibilities
Pick up strange hitchhikers; Murder them first
Don't go through Hell; CONQUER IT
Yes they laugh at you; Because they know you're better
Play chicken with oncoming traffic, And WIN
Play Russian roulette with six bullets; And WIN
Don't be manly; Be GODLY
Eat furries; **** emos
Who let the dogs out; I did....WOOF
If they don't give you liberty; You give them death
Wherever you are; That's the top
Don't simply walk into Mordor; Plow through it
