Richie
Well-Known Member
I never laughed so hard LOLOLOL....I have to admit it but I'm sick of these car shows where it's Chevs Fords Chevs Fords Chevs Fords Chevs Fords.....Mopar 
FORD- Failed On Race Day
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emydemon
Well-Known Member
You know what you call a Ford truck with dual exhaust, right?
A wheelbarrow.
:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
A38Valiant
Collector Of Rust
Ford has teamed up with the ASPCA. Free dog with purchase of a Ford. That way the owner doesn't have to walk back home by himself.
cannucky
The Guy With No Birthday
I bet hose new aluminum bodies sure make em easier to push home eh!
emydemon
Well-Known Member
Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Q: What's the difference between a Ford and the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: Why does the new Ford Escape parallel park itself?
A: Because white trash can only trailer park!
Q: What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.
Q: What do you call a Norwegian prostitute?
A: A Fjord Escort.
Q: What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What is the Ford owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you call a Ford with a seat belt?
A: A backpack.
Q: How do you double the value of a Ford Focus?
A: Full the tank with gas.
Q: What did the Toyota say to the Ford?
A: Would you like a tow home?
Q: What should the Ford Mustang really be called?
A: The Ford Rustang.
Q: What do you call a Ford with 200,000 miles on it?
A: A lie.
Q: Why is this country so far in debt?
A: Because the president drives a Ford.
Q: Why do the new FORD Explorers have larger bumpers?
A: To make it easier on the tow trucks.
Q: Why are FORD dealers giving away a dog with each FORD sold?
A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To push he's FORD F150 back into the dealer's show room.
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because his F150 got stuck.
Q: What is the aim of a Ford project car?
A: An attempt to keep their car running.
Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a tampon?
A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.
Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Fords?
A: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.
Q: How do you make a Ford go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley?
A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push.
Q: What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads?
A: Max speed - 60 mph - Fords do best you can.
Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
A: So FORD owners have a safe place to walk home.
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Q: What's the difference between a Ford and the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: Why does the new Ford Escape parallel park itself?
A: Because white trash can only trailer park!
Q: What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.
Q: What do you call a Norwegian prostitute?
A: A Fjord Escort.
Q: What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What is the Ford owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you call a Ford with a seat belt?
A: A backpack.
Q: How do you double the value of a Ford Focus?
A: Full the tank with gas.
Q: What did the Toyota say to the Ford?
A: Would you like a tow home?
Q: What should the Ford Mustang really be called?
A: The Ford Rustang.
Q: What do you call a Ford with 200,000 miles on it?
A: A lie.
Q: Why is this country so far in debt?
A: Because the president drives a Ford.
Q: Why do the new FORD Explorers have larger bumpers?
A: To make it easier on the tow trucks.
Q: Why are FORD dealers giving away a dog with each FORD sold?
A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To push he's FORD F150 back into the dealer's show room.
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because his F150 got stuck.
Q: What is the aim of a Ford project car?
A: An attempt to keep their car running.
Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a tampon?
A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.
Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Fords?
A: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.
Q: How do you make a Ford go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley?
A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push.
Q: What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads?
A: Max speed - 60 mph - Fords do best you can.
Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
A: So FORD owners have a safe place to walk home.
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