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....from the urban dictionary so it must be right.

definition for "ricer"

ricer =
When a moron (see: retard, dumbass) decides to take a car (foreign or domestic) and tries to make it look fast. The car will not really gain any hp or performance, but it will gain numerous stickers and yellow paint. It can be identified by one of the following:
1. The sound of a loud fart in a coffee can.
2. The yellow blob with a bookshelf on the trunk that is 1/4 mile behind real cars.
3. A Honda that has "performance mods" such as stickers, seat harnesses, and a fire extinguisher in full view (just in case the things catches on fire when it hits 40 mph).
4. A driver who claims his car has 100hp per liter but will not fess up to the fact that his car has a total of 43 ft/lbs of torque.





had to post it... lol

RPM
 
You forgot this one.

5. When you laugh histericlly at them, they do funny things with there hands and fingers and expect you to know what they mean.

Jack
 
What my /6 lacks in torque it makes it up with American and Canadian History

I think my lug nuts require more torque than most Hondas make8):happy10:

my nuts have more torque behind them than most honda's8):happy10:

I will remember these quotes guy's :cheers:

Thank you for the correct definition RPM
 
It's not that their engines are so superior, it's because the bodies are so light. Put a weed eater engine on a roller skate and you will get the same result, and a similar sound.
 
Or in short RICE = The motto losers use saying "If it looks fast, then it must be"
 
having a ten second ricer is like coming outta the closet. interesting at first but in the end you are still gay.

'so you are saying your "race car" has less liters then my mountain dew?'

ricers are like tampons, every pu$$y has one
 
tyler_s18 said:
having a ten second ricer is like coming outta the closet. interesting at first but in the end you are still gay.

'so you are saying your "race car" has less liters then my mountain dew?'

ricers are like tampons, every pu$$y has one
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No offense man... but if someone is making a little 4 cyl "ricer" run 10 seconds in the quarter, I dont care who you are, I respect that even more than I respect the guys doin it with V8s.

Go ahead and flame me guys, but first go try building a 10 second car out of something with an engine smaller than 2 liters, haha.

I have to say fwd drag cars are freakin weak though... and they look like crap. But fast is fast to me.
 
hemizach said:
No offense man... but if someone is making a little 4 cyl "ricer" run 10 seconds in the quarter, I dont care who you are, I respect that even more than I respect the guys doin it with V8s.

Go ahead and flame me guys, but first go try building a 10 second car out of something with an engine smaller than 2 liters, haha.

I have to say fwd drag cars are freakin weak though... and they look like crap. But fast is fast to me.
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ya i raced aginst a civic that the cams got broke in on race day lol. brand new motor. well it did a 9 sec 1/4 i was in a 17sec cougar lol. pretty embassasing at least it was not my car lol. he had my respect. i still laughed at him but i would of traded any day. on youtube there is a beat up crx that is cruising at about 70 i think and a lambo gets next to it. they both punch it and the crx takes off like the lambo is parked lol. funny as heck. we can still make fun of them tho:) lol
 
C39 said:
It's not that their engines are so superior, it's because the bodies are so light. Put a weed eater engine on a roller skate and you will get the same result, and a similar sound.
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Saw one at pep boys last year around Christmas! It had throttle, brakes, & air tires!! I wanted one but ABodyBetty nixed it due to slow healing time after 45!8)
 
tyler_s18 said:
having a ten second ricer is like coming outta the closet. interesting at first but in the end you are still gay.

'so you are saying your "race car" has less liters then my mountain dew?'

ricers are like tampons, every pu$$y has one
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Yeah but, when I was teaching a ricer what a 64 273 could do at several stops lights (He was behind at every one light to light & "Baby" was scretchin at the start & barkin into second!) When we stopped at the last one we took off (him in back, me in front laughing my but off) I had to hang the next right and had my windows down, when slowing for turn he finally passed, (neutral floor it & take off now by him) I bout crapped my pants with that sound, I thought someone threw a hornets nest in my car? Mine? You couldn't hear much but inside my car you could hear 2bbl of USA 273. I think he didn't like it when my turn down keept blowing the dust off the road and soot mix in his car! He gave me the californey howdy :thebirdm: when he was buzzing past!
 
6. The car is never painted one solid color. Mostly the color of primer.

A fellow in a ricer rode through the parking lot of a muscle/classic car show. When he left he nailed it... the tires squeaked a little bit and the windshiled wipers was on full blast. I have yet to figure out why the wipers was on since it was a nice clear day.
 
hemizach said:
No offense man... but if someone is making a little 4 cyl "ricer" run 10 seconds in the quarter, I dont care who you are, I respect that even more than I respect the guys doin it with V8s.

Go ahead and flame me guys, but first go try building a 10 second car out of something with an engine smaller than 2 liters, haha.

I have to say fwd drag cars are freakin weak though... and they look like crap. But fast is fast to me.
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Years ago in Mopar Muscle they had an article on a Plymouth Arrow called something like Elephant killer or hunter. Well this was a 10 sec 4 banger(I think it had twin turbo's). Bad little car.
 
The secondaries on my ThermoQuad are bigger than your exhaust pipe!

Yea, 10 second Civics are kinda neat. Naturally it totally gutted.
Of course, put the Civic motor in a 68 Hemi Dart and see if it still runs as as quick.
And my slow old Honda is a slant six.
And my fast Honda has 164 hp out of 1.1 liters.

Of course, they have only 2 wheels.
 
Pretty girls by an import and the guy is playing on his phone....:angry7:

He must be gay :cheers:

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What about this car?

Do you consider this a ricer and anyone who drives one a tool?

Just wondering as I have a lil black one and I have fun with it every day.

Mustang GT's however never have fun when I come looking to play8)

Front wheel drive.
4 doors.
6 speeds.
4 wheel disc brakes.
Seats that grip you like velcro
NO MODS other than borla exhaust.
285 Hp at the wheels and about as much torque.

Hate to say it but the 4 bangers of today are competing with our 8 bangers from the days gone by.

That being said....I hate the honda's and nissans.....they give my rat rod a bad name.8)

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My Neon isn't a ricer but it is a DOHC and has engine mods like the DC Computer, air intake, aluminum clutch and a phantom grip lsd. It has surprised a lot of camaros and mustangs. I plan on a turbo and cams soon as I can. And it'll be in the low 12's now I run High 14's. low 15s. I agree 99% of the cars are posers but that 1% is bad ***. Mopar sponsored a Neon race team that went into the 7's on a 4 banger.
 
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