3404speed
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Funeral Procession -[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit-bull on a leash.
Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog.
'I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single file. Whose funeral is it?'
The man replied, 'Well, the first hearse is for my wife' '
What happened to her?' The man replied ' My dog attacked and killed her.' He inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second hearse?'
The man answered 'My Mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.' A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. 'Can I borrow the dog?' '
Join the queue.'[/FONT]
