Funny acronyms

[Kern Dog]

Here is one I just heard Saturday.....

MSN

RUD ? Rapid Unexpected/Unscheduled Disassembly?
That is some funny ****....great way to describe an explosion !

 

[jeff alder]

CRS............Can't Remember ****....Not really funny I have it! I think it was hereditary from my mom's side...LOL

 

[coloradohill]

FUBR. I think you all know that one.

 

[Demonracer]

FUBAR

 

[Demonracer]

DILLAGAF or DILLAGAS

 

[Scody21]

C**t - Can’t Understand Normal Thinking

HBIC - head bit** in charge

 

[diymirage]

HBIC - head bit** in chcharge

Used to know a fellow whose license plate read HNIC

 

[Kern Dog]

RUD
Rapid
Unexpected
Discharge.....(Premature "finish" during sex)

 

[junkyardhero]

JRA Just Riding Along

when i was at the dealer, i got sick of the nonsense on the RO's so i added a service code for the writers in the pulldown menu so that it would unclutter and make everybody's life easier.

C/S: JRA and loud noise from rear. runs but no movement.

 

[Bobacuda]

KMA - “Kiss My ***”

SMD - “Suck Me Dry”

 

[Bobacuda]

This one is an example of automotive branding not being fully thought out.

A guy I worked with was into Toyota rice rockets, and his preference to hop up was any Toyota with the TRD (Toyota Racing Development) branding.

It was new to me, and I was LMAO when I first saw his TRD. He asked me what was so funny, and I told him , “Your car is a Toyota TURD…”. He looked at the badging and then started laughing.

Every time I see any Toyota TRD I call it a Turd.

 

[Kern Dog]

TuRD....Yes, I think the same thing.

 

[Dfr360cuda]

RUD
Rapid
Unexpected
Discharge.....(Premature "finish" during sex)

I remember those days
now it’s…

R. Runny
U. Unexpected
D. Discharge

 

[Demonracer]

JAFO, just another f-----g observer.

 

[norshorblufish]

FNG f___ing new guy
A friend from southern Wisconsin said this one when we were driving on the freeway and an out of Illinois car cut us off.
FID F____ing Illinois Driver

 

[68gtxman]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!!

 

[TT5.9mag]

DGAF
My personal favorite.

Don’t Give A ****