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Dornier 328 Airplane Fuselage (tiny house, Airbnb, mancave, bus) -...

Dornier 328 Airplane Fuselage (tiny house, Airbnb, mancave, bus) - $9500
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Your eyes do not deceive you; this is indeed an airplane (well, sort of). “Surely you can’t be serious?” You may ask. Why yes I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley. With no wings or tail, this baby has an infinite number of uses, and what better time to own your very own private jet?
Do you want to create a positive pressure room to prevent your self from getting this preposterous virus? BAM! Dornier 328 fuselage.
Do you need to self-quarantine yourself from your friends and family (for coronavirus or just to get away from those weirdos)? BAM! Dornier 328 fuselage.
Do you want to pretend you’re flying to another country without COVID-19? BAM! Dornier 328 fuselage.
Are you stuck at home and bored out of your gourd looking for a fun project? BAM! Dornier 328 fuselage.
Lemme tell you what, no idea is out of the question: Tiny house, Airbnb (get it??), RV camper, paintball attraction, a heckin’ boat for Pete’s sake.
Movie theater? Check. Mancave (or womencave I guess, I’m not sexist but mancave has a better ring to it) where ya bros can drink Capri Sun and play chutes and ladders? Roger. Yard ornament? Yep. Prop for your middle school English class video with a terrible group you got stuck with? You betcha. Deer blind (thanks Aunt Karen)? Shoot yeah. Motorcycle garage? Sure, why not?
It’s a beater with a heater (literally) and it’s ready for anything.

For the right price I will include ONE roll of toilet paper. Don’t waste my time and offend me by asking for two rolls, let’s be real here.

In all seriousness, this is a real fuselage for sale, so feel free to ask for more details and info. Text is preferred.

Thanks.
 
Where's the tail? She's no good w/o the tail ; dammit; it needs a tail!
But 9500 is outta my league; I can build a real whatever, with 9500..
But you are right; it is funny and the guy wrote a great ad.
 
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