dartcuda
Mopar Or No Car
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble
and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs intheir town, the two
boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she
asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see
them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the
preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you
know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth
hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the questionin an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his
finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"
The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the
door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping
for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.
( I just LOVE reading this next line again and again)
"GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"
and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs intheir town, the two
boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she
asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see
them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the
preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you
know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth
hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the questionin an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his
finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"
The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the
door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping
for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.
( I just LOVE reading this next line again and again)
"GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"
