Funny things kids say

[moparmat2000]

So awhile ago my wife had gastric bypass surgery. As a consequence she farts. Like a lot. I joke with her about this. Anyways this morning my 8 year old is watching TV and my wife is sitting there on her phone and she cracks ***. My son asks her "was that an original smelling fart". I'm like as opposed to what? A new and improved fart? Kids they say the craziest ****.

 

[408 swinger]

 

[sireland67]

My little 5 year old granddaughter, yelled from the bathroom to her 10 year old sister, "If you need to pee, wipe the seat off, I stood up and peed like a man".