Getting into Heaven

[Mark Wainwright]

3 men die on Xmas Eve, to get into heaven St Peter says, "you must have something on you that represents Xmas" the Englishman flicks on a lighter and says "it's a candle" St Peter lets him pass, the Welsh man jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells" St Peter lets him pass, the Irish man pulls out a G string and a bra, St Peter says "how the flock do they represent Xmas?"....... Paddy says " They're Carols"

 

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[Ahoey]

3 men die on Xmas Eve, to get into heaven St Peter says, "you must have something on you that represents Xmas" the Englishman flicks on a lighter and says "it's a candle" St Peter lets him pass, the Welsh man jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells" St Peter lets him pass, the Irish man pulls out a G string and a bra, St Peter says "how the flock do they represent Xmas?"....... Paddy says " They're Carols"