Give The Man A Hand

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muddacres

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An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...​

Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a close by man, " Can you help me point my *****" ?​

The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans *****. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"!​

He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hideous. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?"​

The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.​
 
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