go to google and do this

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in the search box type in "search chuck norris" and press im feelin lucky
 
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you!!!

This is what I got!!
 
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

hahaha
 
exxon has discovered that chuck norris could fart one time and supply the united states with enough gas to last 100 years. but that one fart would kill every human on the face of the earth and then chuck would be sad.... he wouldnt have anyone to fight with
 
My dad met Chuck at a Karate Competition they were both in either the late 60's or early 70's and said that he wasn't that impressed. Due to Chuck being a points fighter and not a full contact fighter.
 
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