dartcuda
Mopar Or No Car
> Hawkins Jr. Hi,'52,"Dropout"???
> Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin p eople to git cancer ?"
>
> "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
>
> "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin th em fat an cloggin their arteries with all t hem burgers an fries,
> is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
> "Sure is, Bubba."
>
> "And that lady suedMcDonalds for millions when she wa s spilled that hot coffee that she ordered and scalded her you-know-whut?"
>
> "Yep."
>
> "And that football player sued that university when he g radiated and still couldn't read?"
>
> "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
>
> "Wull, I was thinkin .. . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
>
> Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin p eople to git cancer ?"
>
> "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
>
> "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin th em fat an cloggin their arteries with all t hem burgers an fries,
> is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
> "Sure is, Bubba."
>
> "And that lady suedMcDonalds for millions when she wa s spilled that hot coffee that she ordered and scalded her you-know-whut?"
>
> "Yep."
>
> "And that football player sued that university when he g radiated and still couldn't read?"
>
> "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
>
> "Wull, I was thinkin .. . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
>
