A man is sitting at a bar having a coctail, eyeing a gorgeous blonde on the next bar stool. She's checking him out, too. She looks over at him and smiles. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye goes flying out of its socket toward the man. With his quick reflexes, he catches it in midair.
"Oh my god, I am soooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in the socket. I am sooo embarrassed. Let me buy you a drink to make it up to you."
They enjoy a few rounds together, and the woman invites him back to her place for a nightcap. They go back to her apartment, and after a bit of small talk, she leads him into the bedroom and begins undressing him. They have wild sex many times during the night, in every corner of the apartment. The next morning when he wakes up, she has already brought him breakfast in bed.
The guy is amazed. "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy that you meet?"
"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye..."
"Oh my god, I am soooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in the socket. I am sooo embarrassed. Let me buy you a drink to make it up to you."
They enjoy a few rounds together, and the woman invites him back to her place for a nightcap. They go back to her apartment, and after a bit of small talk, she leads him into the bedroom and begins undressing him. They have wild sex many times during the night, in every corner of the apartment. The next morning when he wakes up, she has already brought him breakfast in bed.
The guy is amazed. "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy that you meet?"
"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye..."
