Great poetry...

[FISHBREATH]

Old mother Hubbard
Went to her cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone.

When granny bent over,
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own.

 

[Bigdummy]

WW NSFW


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNwpM51AGV8

 

[pharmboy]

Mary had a little sheep
and with her sheep, she went to sleep
her sheep turned out to be a ram
and Mary had a little lamb...

 

[Rob]

Old mother Hubbard
Went to her cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone.

When granny bent over,
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own.

The version I heard was

When granny bent over
Rover drover
For he had a bone of his own

 

[FISHBREATH]

There once was a man named Dave
Who found a dead ***** in a cave.
She was missing a tit
And smelled like ****
But, look at the money he saved.

 

[GTXperience]

The Diceman is looking a little ragged around the edges. He had me in stitches when he first arrived on the scene ... somethng about "plant'n tamaters in". ;)