Got these from my friend in Arizona
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
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2) How do you embarrass an
archeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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3) What's the difference between a ***** and a *****?
A ***** sleeps with everybody at the party; A *****
sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
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4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing
off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
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5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a
Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no
intention of
driving.
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7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
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8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a
horse's ***?
A mechanic.
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9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a
1/2 dozen donuts.
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10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat that last donut.
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11) Jewish dilemma:
Free PORK.
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12) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
" Are you in?"
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13) The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
____________________________________________
2) How do you embarrass an
archeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
____________________________________________
3) What's the difference between a ***** and a *****?
A ***** sleeps with everybody at the party; A *****
sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
____________________________________________
4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing
off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
____________________________________________
5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a
Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
____________________________________________
6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no
intention of
driving.
____________________________________________
7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
____________________________________________
8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a
horse's ***?
A mechanic.
____________________________________________
9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a
1/2 dozen donuts.
____________________________________________
10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat that last donut.
____________________________________________
11) Jewish dilemma:
Free PORK.
____________________________________________
12) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
" Are you in?"
____________________________________________
13) The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"
