FISHBREATH
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A baldheaded man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He has no idea what to wear so he writes a letter to the costume company.
A week later a package and a letter arrive. Dear Sir, enclosed please find a pirate costume. The neckerchief will hide your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be a natural pirate. Pissed off that they emphasized his wooden leg, he writes a nasty letter back.
Next week a new letter and package arrive. Dear Sir, enclosed please find a monks robe. The robe will hide your bald head and wooden leg. Still pissed off, he writes them again.
Following week, a new letter and package arrive. The letter states, Sir, please find enclosed a jar of chopped nuts and a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, sprinkle the nuts over the molasses, and shove your wooden leg up your *** and go as a caramel apple. Sincerely the Acme costume company.
A week later a package and a letter arrive. Dear Sir, enclosed please find a pirate costume. The neckerchief will hide your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be a natural pirate. Pissed off that they emphasized his wooden leg, he writes a nasty letter back.
Next week a new letter and package arrive. Dear Sir, enclosed please find a monks robe. The robe will hide your bald head and wooden leg. Still pissed off, he writes them again.
Following week, a new letter and package arrive. The letter states, Sir, please find enclosed a jar of chopped nuts and a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, sprinkle the nuts over the molasses, and shove your wooden leg up your *** and go as a caramel apple. Sincerely the Acme costume company.
