PostalBGraham
Well-Known Member
The College of Common and Uncommon Knowledge (CCUK) faculty and students have done extensive research on beer. Dr. Grafton Corruption, CCUK research director, reports his team has uncovered female horomones in beer. According to Dr. Corruption, drinking beer makes MEN turn into WOMEN. In his study, one-hundred men were fed 8 bottles of beer per person each day for a month. Researchers ovserved that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively, lost the ability to drive, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned. Dr. Corruption is recovering at home from his injuries suffered after sharing these important new findings with his wife.
