High Urinals

[John Brayton]

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High Urinals​

A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.


When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the mens room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.


Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.


As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'​

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[CudaChick1968]

Love it! :-D

 

[V-100]

That's some good plumber's humor there!

 

[Oklacarcollecto]

That is a great joke.

 

[blue missile]

OK true story:
my partner in the carpenters union was a guy named Sam from New Jersey, he always went for the reaction from people. One day at a wedding he attended he was in the men's room using the urinal, and knowing there was someone at the next urinal over he said " boy the water is cold" and without skipping a beat the guy next to him said "yeah and deep too!" Sam shocked by the reply looked over only to see the priest smiling back at him.
Andrew
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