Bigdummy
Not a Nova
Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after
dinner,
> Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder
his
> accomplishments and long life.
>
> One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to
chat,
> and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull
in
> their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, "Do you know
what I
> miss most of all?"
>
> She asks "What?" and he replies "SEX!!!"
>
> Annabel exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held
a
> gun
> to your head!"
>
> "I know", Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it
for a
> while".
>
> "Well, I can oblige", says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and
> removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
>
> Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where
they
> would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard's manhood.
>
> Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
>
> Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K.
>
> She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting
by
> the
> pool with another female resident who was holding Howard's manhood!
>
> Furious, Annabel yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does she have
that I
> don't have?"
>
> Howard smiled and replied, "Parkinson's" :angel9:
dinner,
> Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder
his
> accomplishments and long life.
>
> One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to
chat,
> and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull
in
> their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, "Do you know
what I
> miss most of all?"
>
> She asks "What?" and he replies "SEX!!!"
>
> Annabel exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held
a
> gun
> to your head!"
>
> "I know", Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it
for a
> while".
>
> "Well, I can oblige", says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and
> removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
>
> Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where
they
> would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard's manhood.
>
> Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
>
> Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K.
>
> She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting
by
> the
> pool with another female resident who was holding Howard's manhood!
>
> Furious, Annabel yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does she have
that I
> don't have?"
>
> Howard smiled and replied, "Parkinson's" :angel9:
