Hot date in Arkansas

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ProStreetDuster

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A young Arkansas man goes to a drug store and says
to the pharmacist: "I got a hot date tonight, an'
I need me
some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers
gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A
three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."
"TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a'
mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?"
 

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