houston medical center

[sweatybetty]

"True" Story from Houston Medical Center.



A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in
his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the
ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I still haven't figured out what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.

3) Or having everyone find out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.

 

[macadoo1961]

Lets hope for his sake he has fat fingers...LOL!!

 

[smallblock mopar]

I don't know if you would call that a "small" problem or a "big" problem. No doubt it is a hell of a problem though.

 

[mopwr2004a]

how do you sleep thru something like that.