JeffisOld
Old, Ugly and generally Disagreeable!
I was in the shop getting my *** kicked by some rusty trunk gutters and rear window corners. The wife comes out and asks what she can do because I am so slow at getting the car done.
Well, the next thing I knew is her and the dogs are inside the car taking down the headliner.
I'm a pretty fortunate man!
BTW - she does not even complain about the parts bill either!
Yup, I am a blessed old fat man!