Xcptshnl1
Well-Known Member
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. :snakeman:
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?":scratch:
"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".:banghead:
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her. O
:love7:
"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."
He never heard the gun shot...
:axe:
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?":scratch:
"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".:banghead:
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her. O
"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."
He never heard the gun shot...
:axe: