How Many Women?

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After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. :snakeman:


"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?":scratch:



"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".
:banghead:




Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her. O:):love7:





"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."

He never heard the gun shot...

:axe:
 
Man :angry7: it don't pay to be honest:toothy10:
 
Haha!

The variant I heard was -

"My wife asked me about my sexual history, wanted to know all the people I slept with.

So, I started with losing my virginity, and worked all the way up to her.

That's where I should have stopped."
 
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