How Would You Have Answered This Question?

[dibbons]

Just heard a game show host ask a male contestant: "Single, married, or just looking?"

The response was "Happily Married", which sounded so strange to me because for some reason I am not accustomed to hearing those two words so close together.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Happily Married: He's married and she's happy.

 

[TrailBeast]

"Happily Married" is what married men are supposed to say or pay the price.

 

[loganscuda]

“Happily Married” or she would be unhappy.

 

[diymirage]

I guess it depends on who's asking

 

[Mopar to ya]

I stopped trying to make my wife happy. Now I try to make her less unhappy.

 

[My 72 340]

On the up coming Veterans Day, it will be 38 years since we said "I Do", sure we have had good times and a few rough ones in between, but the one thing we were told before the wedding came from my father. "Never take your problems to bed", and to this day that has never happened in our marriage.​

 

[Ben Drinkin]

I was always told to treat your wife like she's made of gold. A wife can be a temporary thing, an ex-wife lasts forever...

 

[DesertRat]

The trick is to marry your second wife first.

 

[JeffisOld]

The trick is to marry your second wife first.

Third in my case!

 

[Peter Bates]

Leave my Cuda out of any equation and the in laws away and I'll be happily Married. Too much to ask for I know but I'm a wishful guy.

 

[Tooljunkie]

Happily married.
Oxymoron...
The last 10 years have been the best of near 30. Yes im happily married. Wasnt easy though.

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Happily married for 3 years. Been married for 30..

 

[MOPAROFFICIAL]

Your wife is watching, tiss or not.... you say "happily married" or nookie no more.
I'm happy, so I would probably say the same.

 

[MOPAROFFICIAL]

Happily married for 3 years. Been married for 30..

Remember... zeros have no value.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Happily Married...She's happy and I'm married

 

[grampyjay]

Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

 

[Mopar to ya]

I never knew the true meaning of happiness until I got married. And then it was too late.

 

[diymirage]

the wife asked me the other day what i would do without her
i said, honey, id go crazy
she asked if id get remarried
and i said not that crazy

 

[Daves69]

Remember the " She's married, I'm not" reply?

 

[retroron]

If my ex wife knew how happy I am now, she'd marry me again for spite.