husband, gets off work, drives home, comes up to his front door, opens walks through sees "feet" as tho his wife was sitting on the counter in their kitchen. Puts down his lunch box, and removes his work boots pretty quick as he hears his wife humming in the kitchen. As he asks "what ya doin'?" her reply, testing the new stove!
At this point his attention to this is become eager to know what shes doing.
So he walks in and low and behold finding his wife sitting on their new kitchen stove (the type with the glass top and the entire top is like a hot sheet, or hot plate. Like a griddle) as he looks at her he asks ok your testing the new stove, ok, but what are you doing? Her reply......
I'm heating your dinner as well as desert!
His reply, please, hold the hair, and keep it tight an soggy.....
