Had to see the movie to get it .. scene where he grows horns all over his body, says he feelin' "anxious" (vs horny), a classic as far as I'm concerned.
"What are your qualifications? #2- Ah well I attended Juilliard. I am a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that. IVE SEEN THE EXORCIST ABOUT 167 TIMES AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! Not to mention the fact that you are talking to a dead guy. Now what do you think? Am I qualified?"
"Dont mind her. Shes just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister."