bamacuda
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A man walked into the welfare office to pick up his check. As he reached the counter and said, "I just hate drawing welfare. I'd rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is perfect. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy man who wants a driver and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive her around in a Mercedes, he'll supply all of your clothes, and meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas trips and be her escort to all the parties. You'll live in a large guest house and the salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy couldnt believe it. "Youre lying!"
The social worker replied, "You started it."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is perfect. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy man who wants a driver and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive her around in a Mercedes, he'll supply all of your clothes, and meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas trips and be her escort to all the parties. You'll live in a large guest house and the salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy couldnt believe it. "Youre lying!"
The social worker replied, "You started it."
