In your casket

[memike]

Three friends from the local congregation were asked "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"
Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.
Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."
Sid said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!" :headbang:
sorry Sid I could not resist :---)

 

[OldVart]

That would be a great way to not end things Mike. Actually, I've always told the wife I wanted an open casket, and that I be placed in there face down, so the world can kiss my a$$ as I leave. Or, you could park your bicycle in there for a while - NAW. maybe not.

 

[memike]

To cool Sid, :laughing:

 

[69signetv8]

Hee-Hee.....life and let die. lol

 

[memike]

Lived in this camper for 5 month on the hill were we my boy's and frend's are building a cottage for mom and dad

 

[Johnny Dart]

To Funny !!!!!!! :toothy7:

 

[64dartwagon]

I wanna be turned into a ash pile. Put me in a motor crate and dump a gallon or two of race gas, and light me up. Just make sure that I'm dead, that's all I ask.