Investment tips

[Coyote Jack]

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the
>>>> next expected mergers so that you can get in on the
>>>> ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
>>>>
>>>> Watch for these consolidations in 2007.
>>>>
>>>> 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics,
>>>> Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and
>>>> become:
>>>> Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
>>>>
>>>> 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta
>>>> Crackers join forces and become:
>>>> Poly, Warner Cracker.
>>>>
>>>> 3.) 3 M will merge with Goodyear and become:
>>>> MMMGood.
>>>>
>>>> 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
>>>> Dakota Mining will merge and become:
>>>> ZipAudiDoDa.
>>>>
>>>> 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS,
>>>> and become:
>>>> FedUP.
>>>>
>>>> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
>>>> will become:
>>>> Fairwell Honeychild.
>>>>
>>>> 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to
>>>> become:
>>>> Poupon Pants.
>>>>
>>>> 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization
>>>> of Women will become:
>>>> Knott NOW!
>>>>
>>>> And finally ...
>>>>
>>>> 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge
>>>> under the new name:
>>>> Titty Titty Bang Bang

 

[briankaplan]

Good ones. LOL!

 

[LeAnne]

The best:

>>>> 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization
>>>> of Women will become:
>>>> Knott NOW!
>>>>
>>>> 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge
>>>> under the new name:
>>>> Titty Titty Bang Bang

 

[memike]

My favorite >>>> 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge
>>>> under the new name:
>>>> Titty Titty Bang Bang

 

[440Ken]

Sounds like they would all be winners, lol!:glasses4: