Rob
Well-Known Member
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
> >
> > Paddy says, 'Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me
> > slippers?'
> >
> > 'No bother,' he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
> > stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.
> > 'Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both.'
> > 'Fook off you liar!'
> > 'I'll prove it,' Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, 'Both of
> > dem,Paddy?'
> > 'Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?'
> >
> >
> > Paddy says, 'Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me
> > slippers?'
> >
> > 'No bother,' he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
> > stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.
> > 'Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both.'
> > 'Fook off you liar!'
> > 'I'll prove it,' Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, 'Both of
> > dem,Paddy?'
> > 'Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?'
> >
