Xcptshnl1
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NOTE TO PARENTS AND GRAND PARENTS: With some of the " adult" content :stop: on the internet these days, here are some jokes you can let the little ones read. (Grown-ups might get a laugh out of them as well... I did.) 
:joker:
Jill: "Why are you plucking your guitar strings with a pencil?"
Jack: "I'm trying to write a song." :rock:
Alice: "Did you know that all of the animals came to Noah's ark in pairs?"
Tom: "Yes, except for the worms. They came in apples." :tongue3:
Mutt: "Which parts of the body are the most musical?"
Jeff: "I don't know, which ones?"
Mutt: "The ORGANS!" :glasses7:
Mary: "Have you ever seen a man eating fish?"
Lee: "Sure, I've seen a lot of people eating fish!" :banghead:
"Knock-knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Snow."
"Snow who?"
"Snow use ringing the doorbell. It's broken."
:smilebox:
:joker:
Jill: "Why are you plucking your guitar strings with a pencil?"
Jack: "I'm trying to write a song." :rock:
Alice: "Did you know that all of the animals came to Noah's ark in pairs?"
Tom: "Yes, except for the worms. They came in apples." :tongue3:
Mutt: "Which parts of the body are the most musical?"
Jeff: "I don't know, which ones?"
Mutt: "The ORGANS!" :glasses7:
Mary: "Have you ever seen a man eating fish?"
Lee: "Sure, I've seen a lot of people eating fish!" :banghead:
"Knock-knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Snow."
"Snow who?"
"Snow use ringing the doorbell. It's broken."
:smilebox:
