SCredneck
LARGE member
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
Their passion is heating up.Then the wife stops
and says: "I don't feel like it, I just want you
to hold me." The husband says: "WHAT??" The
wife explains that he must not be in tune with
her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband
realizes that nothing is going to happen and he
might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping
at a big dept store. He walks around and has
her try on three very expensive outfits. She
can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three
of them. Then they go over and get matching
shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the
Jewelry Dept. where she gets a set of diamond
ear rings. His wife is so excited. She thinks her
husband has flipped out but she does not care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband
says: "But you don't even play tennis, but OK if
you like it then let's get it." The wife is jumping
up and down so excited she cannot even believe
what is going on. She says: "I am ready to go,
lets go to the cash register."
The husband says: "No - no - no, honey we're
not going to buy all this stuff."
The wife's face goes blank. "No honey. I just
want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." Her
face gets really mad and she is about to explode
and the husband says: "You're just not in tune
with my financial needs as a Man!!!"
Their passion is heating up.Then the wife stops
and says: "I don't feel like it, I just want you
to hold me." The husband says: "WHAT??" The
wife explains that he must not be in tune with
her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband
realizes that nothing is going to happen and he
might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping
at a big dept store. He walks around and has
her try on three very expensive outfits. She
can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three
of them. Then they go over and get matching
shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the
Jewelry Dept. where she gets a set of diamond
ear rings. His wife is so excited. She thinks her
husband has flipped out but she does not care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband
says: "But you don't even play tennis, but OK if
you like it then let's get it." The wife is jumping
up and down so excited she cannot even believe
what is going on. She says: "I am ready to go,
lets go to the cash register."
The husband says: "No - no - no, honey we're
not going to buy all this stuff."
The wife's face goes blank. "No honey. I just
want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." Her
face gets really mad and she is about to explode
and the husband says: "You're just not in tune
with my financial needs as a Man!!!"
