Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

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7demon2

7demon2

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with this politically correct world we live in, :salute: here are a few new ways to say some one is stupid

A few clowns short of a circus

A few fries short of a Happy Meal

An experiment in artificial stupidity

A few beers short of a six-pack

Dumber than a box of hair

A few peas short of a casserole

Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

One taco short of a combo plate

A few feathers short of a whole duck

All foam, no beer

The cheese slid off the cracker

Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel

Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

As smart as bait

Chimney's clogged

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

Forgot to pay his brain bill

Her sewing machine's out of thread

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

His belt doesn't go through all the loops

If he had another brain it would be lonely

Missing a few buttons on his remote control

No grain in the silo

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse

Receiver is off the hook

Several nuts short of a full pouch

Skylight leaks a little

Slinky's kinked

Surfing in Nebraska

Too much yardage between the goal posts
 
How about can't find their a** with two hands ?

Dumber than a box of rocks

Those are my favorites.
 
The classics are Great. Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. The elevator doesn't go to the top floor. She is a blonde. 2 bits short of a byte. If he had a nickel for every brain cell he'd almost have enough $ to make a call.
 
Not playing with a full deck

When God was handing out brains, the blonde thougth he said trains and she didn't want to go for the ride.
 
A couple sandwiches short of a picnic

Not the shiniest coin in the fountain

Kind of situational, but - he's thinking with the 'little' head...

Jay
 
You coule have left out BODY BY FISHER! Nothing wrong with chevys or people that own them! :sign6: Well not much anyways!LOL I happen to like all old CLASSIC MUSCLE CARS! and own a few different ones and even a BODY BY FISHER! :salute:

Bobby
 
"If he had gas for brains, he wouldn't have enough for a pissant to ride a motorcycle halfway around a Cheerio"
Dallas
missourimopar.com
 
for those people who have the smarts but can't use them:


"He has the whole six-pack, but is missing the little plastic rings that hold them together!"
 
All good.......... How about

Lights are on, but nobody's home.
Smart like a street car.
Dummer than a bag of hammers.
One wheel's in the sand.
 
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