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Morning Mark a great Friday been warmer here and feels good.
My cell phone rang at 4:30 this morning from some prick out of the country. Been getting that a lot lately. Never answer it.
Mark Wainwright
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Morning Fred... Supposed to be sunny and 2-3 degrees today. May go wash the 300 so I can remember what colour it is. It used to be red lol. These damn telemarketers are a pain in the ***. They aren't supposed to be doing that in Canada but they call from third world countries now. We have call display come up on our tv screen and if we don't recognize the number we let it go to the machine. We bought new phones a few months ago and has a great feature on it "Block Call". So now if they call I just block them. That has worked great and hardly get any calls now.
I think my phone has that but don't know how to set it up.
My grand kids are trying to get me to do Marco Polo on my phone and need to figure out how to do that.
Mark Wainwright
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Always need grandkids around these days to show you how technology works it seems. But can they spell without spellcheck, do math in their heads without a calculator and write cursively. a keyboard can't do that but we can.
Kinda scares me when people have to rely on a damn computer to survive.
I do need spell check never was good at spelling but still have a dictionary that I know how to use.
Mark Wainwright
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And comes without batteries and an on/off switch too LOL
Have a great day too my friend. talk later.
Have a good one Mark and get into as much trouble as you can today. lol
The dictionary... a poem about everything. Gonna be a Busy few days coming up including 2 more funerals. Just some old folks who had a pretty good run. One was a little too young but smoked like a chimney. Didn't do her heart any favors. Have a great day guys. I wonder how Jeff is doing.
I think you've had enough funerals for one year BP.
Haven't herd from Jeff but hope he's OK.
Can you say Mickey Mouse. lol
Hey , if it works , your a genius ! Make sure you wear your eye protection! Can you say yes mom...lol
I'll bet that does work good. Necessity is the mother of invention. There ya go being a fart smeller again. Yes Mom.
Yes mom I had my eye protection on but came in the house to go pee and a trail of tar followed me all the way to the bathroom. Sorry.
Done in the tar pits for today gonna take a shower and mom said I better clean up my mess or I go to bed with out dinner.
Done in the tar pits for today gonna take a shower and mom said I better clean up my mess or I go to bed with out dinner.
Use them mad inventing skills and build yourself an igloo style outhouse.Yes mom I had my eye protection on but came in the house to go pee and a trail of tar followed me all the way to the bathroom. Sorry.
Done in the tar pits for today gonna take a shower and mom said I better clean up my mess or I go to bed with out dinner.
Mark Wainwright
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I'd wait till the summer comes first or you might freeze
Ha HA
Amazing what a nice hot shower can do.
Gonna fix me a drink and then clean up my mess.
Don't tell mom. lol
Gonna fix me a drink and then clean up my mess.
Don't tell mom. lol
Mark Wainwright
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Moms the word Fred.
I can go pee anywhere in my yard this time of year the snow is up to my waist in spots.
To cold to do that though I might loose a few parts.
You always have a good come back Mark. lol
Your gonna tell mom BP I can see it in your eyes.
Mark Wainwright
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Can you write your name in the snow and dot the two i's Fred?I can go pee anywhere in my yard this time of year the snow is up to my waist in spots.
To cold to do that though I might loose a few parts.
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