Mark Wainwright
Well-Known Member
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. He
asks for two witnesses to be present and a cam-corder be in place to record
his last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak. "My son, Bernie, I want
you to take the Ocean Reef houses. My daughter, Sybil,you take the apartments
between mile markers 100 and Tavernier. Mason, Jamie, I want you to take the
offices over in the Marathon Government Center. Sarah, my dear wife, please
take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater
Sound."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive
holdings, and as Doug slips away,the nurse says:
"Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have
accumulated all this property."
The wife replies, "The asshole had a paper route."
asks for two witnesses to be present and a cam-corder be in place to record
his last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak. "My son, Bernie, I want
you to take the Ocean Reef houses. My daughter, Sybil,you take the apartments
between mile markers 100 and Tavernier. Mason, Jamie, I want you to take the
offices over in the Marathon Government Center. Sarah, my dear wife, please
take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater
Sound."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive
holdings, and as Doug slips away,the nurse says:
"Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have
accumulated all this property."
The wife replies, "The asshole had a paper route."
