Lazy usher

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diymirage

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So I'm sitting at church this evening and we are having a blast
The signing was awesome, we were all having a good time

Well, a little ways in, we realized we hadn't taken up a general fund offering, so our pastor called the usher up

Now, you got to understand the preacher is an 8 year air force veteran, our head usher did 4 years in the marine corps and our guest speaker spend 20 years with the 101st airborne...there can be a little banter back and forth

Anyway, the usher took a minute and preacher told him to hurry

So I decided to help, and I called out to our usher to get going
(Now I have known him for years so we are on a first name basis)

So I told him..let's go, Brandon

Next thing you know the whole church joined in
 

Doesn't sound very healthy, I love it!! Wife loves flowers so we're supporting your local economy as best we can.
 
Man, it is ridiculous how crowded this place gets
It's a town of 36000 people, and i think a few years ago we had more then 130.000 people show up
 
So I'm sitting at church this evening and we are having a blast
The signing was awesome, we were all having a good time

Well, a little ways in, we realized we hadn't taken up a general fund offering, so our pastor called the usher up

Now, you got to understand the preacher is an 8 year air force veteran, our head usher did 4 years in the marine corps and our guest speaker spend 20 years with the 101st airborne...there can be a little banter back and forth

Anyway, the usher took a minute and preacher told him to hurry

So I decided to help, and I called out to our usher to get going
(Now I have known him for years so we are on a first name basis)

So I told him..let's go, Brandon

Next thing you know the whole church joined in
:rofl:
 
You ought to get a tax rebate! If you build it they will come.
 
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