lesson learned

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RPM

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A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
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OUCH!

Thats why I keep it in my pants. My wife is capable of that...
 
Holy cow!!!

Well, I for one hope she's a Mopar lover and has the presence of mind to move the hot rods outta the garage first. If you can't have a man to enjoy, at least you should have a nice car.

:-D
 
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