> LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT?
> IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS
> HARD LABOR.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
> INDEFINITELY.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
> IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
> IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD
> FROM AGAIN.
> IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A
> SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
> IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
> POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
> IF YOU CROSS THE //U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
>
> * /A JOB,
> * /A DRIVERS LICENSE,
> * /SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
> * /WELFARE,
> * /FOOD STAMPS,
> * /CREDIT CARDS,
> * /SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
> * /FREE EDUCATION,
> * /FREE HEALTH CARE,
> * /A LOBBYIST IN //WASHINGTON
> * /BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR
> LANGUAGE
> * /THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRYS FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT
> YOU DONT GET ENOUGH RESPECT
> * /AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
>
>
> I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION
> IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS
> HARD LABOR.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
> INDEFINITELY.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
> IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
> IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD
> FROM AGAIN.
> IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A
> SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
> IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
> POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
> IF YOU CROSS THE //U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
>
> * /A JOB,
> * /A DRIVERS LICENSE,
> * /SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
> * /WELFARE,
> * /FOOD STAMPS,
> * /CREDIT CARDS,
> * /SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
> * /FREE EDUCATION,
> * /FREE HEALTH CARE,
> * /A LOBBYIST IN //WASHINGTON
> * /BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR
> LANGUAGE
> * /THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRYS FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT
> YOU DONT GET ENOUGH RESPECT
> * /AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
>
>
> I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION